According to this article in the Telegraph, a MI6 agent was being interviewed for BBC’s “The One” show when his fake mustache fell off. To be honest, I’m slightly baffled by this story and assuming its a bit of a joke. But in any event, I’m sure we’ll all feel safer in our beds tonight knowing whom the foreign security interests of our country are entrusted to.

Advisory note to up-and-coming foreign terrorist groups: if you come across a guy with an upper-class English accent, tweed jacket and dodgy mustache – shoot him first.

UPDATED 12th April 2010: Added [] extra meaning in title; corrected spelling mistakes.